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This just in.

Across the Nation simple folk have wondered how Congress has completely misinterpreted questions from the average citizen.

Now, Timmy Technology has come forward to explain the disconnect.

“It’s simple really” he is quoted as saying from his parent’s basement in Toledo. “Teleprompters worldwide are using the same programming language : BS.  Somehow during BS development, the syntax (form) and semantics (meaning) More