Conservatives Successfully Conserve Massive Deficits

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Conservatives in Congress proudly announced Monday they have achieved their goal of conserving massive budget deficits.

“These progressives want to destroy our country by getting rid of all of our traditions,” said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. “That’s why you need to vote for us conservatives—we make sure that our traditions are conserved, such as spending trillions of dollars we don’t have and expanding the size of the federal government every year.”

“American customs and traditions like an ever-expanding federal government must be protected,” said House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy. “The progressives go a little too fast for our liking. When you vote for a Republican, you can be assured that we will hold the deficit steady at around $1 trillion per year.”

Many people have been wondering just what it is conservative politicians are supposed to be conserving, and they’re glad to finally have an answer. Some supposed that conservatives just wanted to conserve social order as manifested in traditional marriage, religion, and morals, but since they’ve been losing that battle for years, many people weren’t sure anymore.

“It’s nice to know that when I check the box with the little R next to it, I’m making sure our values, like spending trillions our grandkids are going to have to pay back, are being preserved,” said Republican voter Lila Billings from Idaho. “I’m helping!”

“From President George W. Bush to the Obama years and now the Trump regime, we’ve followed through on our promising to ABC—Always Be Conserving,” said McCarthy. “Conserving a sprawling government, reckless spending, and taxes that would have led to a revolution just 50 years ago.”

“You’re welcome.”

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President Trump: My Basic Scoresheet


new-logo251_002by James Hufferd, Ph.D.

Coordinator, 911 Truth Grassroots Organization


     Maybe like some of you, I have gotten to know myself better over the past several months. I have always considered myself anything but conservative. “Beyond liberal,” I have said when describing my basic orientation:  meaning liberal, only more so compared to the range of holes provided on a standard belt. Sort of a lone sentinel, out there when it came to equality, fairness, generosity, universal enablement, foolhardiness or moxie.

But then, people (the media, mostly) started referring to arch-globalist and militarist, mealy-mouthed, wicked old grandmotherly chiseler Hillary Clinton and her wacko, selectively-hateful, spoiled followers as “liberals”, and my idealist vocabulary started to curdle, fast. Because, all these schmucks the media calls “liberals” and even “leftists” are about as liberal as a toad. Liberalism is not boneheaded borderless-ness. Nor is it defamation and shrieking “treason” through your tears and trashing the Constitution’s election ground rules agreed on by all at the start because you didn’t win the race. More

40 Progressives support Industrial Destruction of America

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yupfarming gives a close up look at the Democrats who are orchestrating the takeover and destruction of American independent farming and ranching.  Keep in mind…..these are the same people we thought were going to restore America.  These are traitors and betrayers and nothing less.  Go to yupfarming to read the full article.



Who are the “progressives” supporting animal torture, human illness and the destruction of your country’s land and traditions?


Rep. Gwen Moore [D-WI]

Rep. Bob Filner [D-CA]

Rep. Timothy Bishop [D-NY]

Rep. Jerrold Nadler [D-NY]

Rep. Mark Schauer [D-MI]

Rep. James McGovern [D-MA]

Rep. John Tierney [D-MA]

Rep. Raul Grijalva [D-AZ]

Rep. Eliot Engel [D-NY]

Rep. Nita Lowey [D-NY]

Del. Eleanor Norton [D-DC]

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz [D-FL]

Rep. Robert Wexler [D-FL]

Rep. Sam Farr [D-CA]

Rep. Kathy Castor [D-FL]

Rep. Anna Eshoo [D-CA]

Rep. Diana DeGette [D-CO]

Rep. Linda Sánchez [D-CA]

Rep. James McDermott [D-WA]

Rep. Sanford Bishop [D-GA]

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords [D-AZ]

Rep. Timothy Ryan [D-OH]

Rep. Fortney Stark [D-CA]

Rep. André Carson [D-IN]

Rep. Joe Courtney [D-CT]

Rep. Betty McCollum [D-MN]

Rep. Barbara Lee [D-CA]

Rep. Barney Frank [D-MA]

Rep. John Hall [D-NY]

Rep. Maurice Hinchey [D-NY]

Rep. Louise Slaughter [D-NY]

Rep. Janice Schakowsky [D-IL]

Rep. Marcy Kaptur [D-OH]

Rep. Mazie Hirono [D-HI]

Rep. Betty Sutton [D-OH]

Rep. Eddie Johnson [D-TX]

Rep. Shelley Berkley [D-NV]

Rep. Christopher Murphy [D-CT]

Rep. Peter DeFazio [D-OR]

Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger [D-MD]

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