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Religion…the Scourge of Civilization

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Don Bowman

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As a friend said to me, “When I hear people go into this insipid pandering , who think they are garnering favor with God, all I can see in my mind is God up in heaven…His fingers plugging His ears and yelling…”will you please shut up!”. I quite agree.

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It is my considered opinion that religion, in all its various forms and practices, has been the greatest detriment to mankind. We hate, murder, target, marginalize, and otherwise destroy anyone who dares to believe anything other that what we profess to believe. Always cloaked in the words of some supposed “messiah”, some ethereal being tied to claimed divine lineage, we have shed rivers of blood and caused untold misery throughout history and the world.

Faith in God has nothing to do with religion. Faith and religion are two diametrically opposed lines of thinking and belief. God exists quite well on his own; constant, loving, forgiving. Religion on the other hand, relies on a false system of man made beliefs, opinions, biases and always contains claims about how God centered the faith of choice is. But religion, just as politics, must always provide you with an adversary who is claimed to want to kill you and harm you, so you must go harm and kill them first. Without this constantly changing enemy, your church would fall apart. That common enemy, (most often the “devil”,) is the reason for all your woes. It couldn’t possibly be that you just made a mistake, or things just didn’t happen the way you intended. No, it must be this evil entity is plotting against you. Or it is some other religious faction that represents some coming threat to you. The same is true in politics. You are being played.

Religion is of men: Faith is of God.

One of the most bizarre claims made by religions is the claim that the Holy Trinity is made up of the Father, the Son, and some ghost?? And if this is true…wouldn’t we all have a penis? This combination, if true, would have heralded the end of humanity. Two male figures and a ghost would not reproduce anything. Personally, I believe the Holy Trinity, should one actually exist, would more likely be comprised of The Father, The Mother and The Child. LIFE!! But that would mean actually acknowledging the female in the creation of humanity! But if we recognized that we would have to elevate women to their proper place in the scheme of things and that by necessity would end their being used as servants and second class beings. Oh! What would we men do?? If we can’t relegate women to a class underneath us, if we can’t bag them, beat them use and abuse them and then force them to wait on us and do our bidding…oh! The horror of that thought!! More

Furiously Spinning White House Revolving Door Causes Category 5 Hurricane

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Right on the heels of Donald Trump’s Twitter-firing of Rex Tillerson as secretary of state Tuesday, the National Weather Service announced the rapid formation of a devastating category 5 hurricane originating from the furiously spinning revolving door located at the front of the White House.

“Hurricane Donald coalesced very quickly right above the White House as a result of the extremely violent rotation of the front revolving door, as employees are joining and leaving the Trump administration at a frenetic pace. Take shelter immediately,” a NWS spokesman said in an emergency breaking news transmission. “If White House turnover doesn’t quiet down, I fear we’re going to be seeing many more of these weather patterns on the East Coast, so we need to be prepared.”

At publishing time, excited scientists have confirmed that the planet has now entered a cooling trend, again due to powerful winds created by the White House revolving door.

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Circuses struggling to find new clowns as top prospects continue to go into politics

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Circuses are struggling to fill clown positions as top prospects are often heading into politics instead, it’s emerged.

The number of circus clowns has shrunk to a dangerously low level – and politics is being blamed for snatching up all the best prospects.

‘We used to have half a dozen clowns in our circus. Now we have just one because the rest have retired or gone into politics. And young prospects aren’t even considering a career in the circus any more,’ said Richard Majesty, a worried ringmaster.

‘You just have to look at the current political figures to see where they’ve snatched talent from us. Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Jeremy Corbyn all would have made excellent clowns. Even across the pond, they have Donald Trump,’ Majesty sighed.

Circuses have found they just can’t compete with the money and attention that surrounds politics. Instead, a group of circuses are considering joining forces to become their own political party.

‘Although I doubt anyone will notice anything different about us,’ said Richard.

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In The Wild West Claim Jumper’s are Still Alive and Well

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Chuck Frank

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This story is a hard one. It began in California with an 80 year old mother who in good faith loaned money to a friend but after the papers were signed, she and her son James had been fleeced by a bait and switch move to where a good portion of their property was lost in the shuffle.

It is an elder abuse and fraud case that just won’t go away, and since the mother has passed, the son who is now 80 years old, inherited the tragedy. It reads like a novel to where ruthless and dishonest players, for a long time had been the standard in Nevada County which included administrators, a judge, County Counsel, Code enforcement and finally a band of attorneys who James Butler had been heartlessly defrauded by.  Yet for now, there is new hope and light at the end of the tunnel.

Placing this story in perspective, a sandy beach by the name of Lander’s Bar is an extension of an old mill site where James Butler has lived for a good many years.  This included 40 acres that was bought adjacent to his mining claim which is still disputed by his ex claim jumper friend, plus the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) which is looking for their own piece of the action. And where is this all leading us. It is taking us down the road to the projected 28 million dollar Lander’s Bar, gold mining claim which lies where the ancient Yuba River and Deer Creek comes together. Miraculously, Jim Butler’s property was skipped over during the gold rush and was never mined because of a gigantic flood that happened a couple of years after 1849. And still to this day, all of that gold still rests 23 or more feet down in the earth. More

The Vagina Rebellion? About those million women who took to the streets

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Opinion:  Marti Oakley

 

I was contacted before the massive march by more than a million women, asking me to take part. Show my support! I owed it to them…what with me being so “out there” on so many things. And I thought about that for about ten seconds. Just long enough for me to give a resounding “NO!” And what I saw in these protests were signs that were just as vulgar, just as denigrating to women as anything that might have been said by some man trying to prove his masculinity.

So what did you accomplish? You took to the streets with your vulgar signs and thought this would elicit respect? Really?

I have no idea what is supposed to have been accomplished by these so-called protests. While I too found the comments by our then, soon to be president, disgusting and crass, the truth is, there are few men out there who have not spoken to or about women in this way. And they always have and always will. That doesn’t make it right, acceptable or otherwise okay. Its just a fact. Put your big girl panties on and get over it.

What seemed to have been skipped over by the protestors, was the following statement to the effect that “and they’ll let you do it too!” Now that I found truly disgusting mostly because we all know it to be true. There are always women who use their bodies to get or achieve something they want. How these women came to see themselves as having no worth other than this, is something worth investigating. Who told them, what convinced them, they were worth so little or that their body was all that they had of value?

While all you million or so vagina protestors were parading around with your vulgar signs and your idiotic protests, many of the rest of us were fighting the corruption in family courts. The kidnapping of children by CPS, forced adoptions, parental alienation caused by the courts, the targeting of the elderly in probate so their estates can be looted by professional predators.

So where are all you vagina activists when we need support for families?  For alienated parents, for isolated elders, for families so distressed that suicides have occurred? Where was all your self righteous, self absorbed indignation then?

And there you were holding a sign saying “My P@#$# isn’t for grabbing”. I was SO not impressed. And from what I saw, there were not too many of you that would really need to be concerned about this anyway.

You have emailed me telling me what a dismal excuse I am for a woman because I wouldn’t take to the streets screaming about who may or may not want to grab my vagina? If even half of you fools that paraded across the country would stand up to help in this fight to preserve our families, to protect them from being destroyed by government agencies and kangaroo courts, I would have been on the front lines.

As it is……I wouldn’t worry about who might want to grab your junk. They are most likely now more intrigued by what a bunch of asses you made of yourselves.

And that’s MY opinion.

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#1 Graphic this week! Politicians and Diapers

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politiciansThis one from RealFarmacy.com

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