Not sure if this one is making the rounds.  So far, I’ve received it from only one source.


A different perspective!

Subject: Investment Advice

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.


With Washington Mutual, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.


With Countrywide, you would have less than $5.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then recycled the aluminum cans, you would have $120.00 cash.  (Presumes 2,000 cans, 1.75 oz. per can, $.55 per lb.)

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink a lot of beer and recycle.  It’s called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.  Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.  That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Makes You Proud To Be An American!