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About those congress people…..

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It had to happen sooner or later………………….. Blond Men!

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Couldn’t find a really good cartoon for the week………but then this arrived….this is just for laughs…..don’t start with the men v women thing……we’ve endured blond woman jokes forever.  BTW: I am a redhead…..so don’t even start with me! (-:

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It had to happen sooner or later…………………..  Blond Men!

~A friend told the blond man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”    ————————————

~Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.  One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”    ————————————

~A woman phoned her blond neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the  next time you & your wife are having sex.  The whole street was watching  and laughing at you yesterday.”

~To which the blond man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.”    ————————————

~A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”    ——————————

~A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it’s got  epilepsy,” he tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me”.

 The blonde man says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.    ————————————

~A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.  It says on the envelope  “DO NOT BEND “.  He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to  pick it up.    ————————————

~A blond man shouts frantically into the phone  “My wife is pregnant and her  contractions are only two minutes apart!”

 “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.

 “No”, he shouts, “this is her husband!”    ————————————

~A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve  to avoid a tree, then another, then another.  A cop car pulls him over, so  he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.

 The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”    ————————————

~A blonde man’s dog goes missing and he is frantic.

His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.

“Here boy!” he replies..    ————————————

~A blond man is in jail.  Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.

 “Hanging myself,” the blond replies.

“It should be around your neck” says the guard.

“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.    ————————————

~(This one actually makes sense…sort of...) An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall  backwards off their boats?”

To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

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When top level guys look down, they see only shitheads.  When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes.  Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly. 

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