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How’s that global warming workin’ for ya?

With record low temperatures for extended periods of time putting most of the upper mid-west and much of the rest of the country in a virtual deep freeze for the last six months, I was slightly surprised to hear the reason for this: global warming. Yup! It’s getting so darned hot that it caused the temps to drop globally. Confused?  You just don’t understand!                                                          32714_1th

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(We) used HAARP to melt a 12-square mile ice field called “Larson B“ in the Artic. We did this in just a few weeks and then filmed the area for use on cable news networks even though we were responsible for the high speed rate of melting. ( Don’t ya just love you some HAARP??) We did this to frighten you, the public, into believing the Artic was going to melt and drown you all as a result of global warming. Are you scared, yet???

Unfortunately, Mother Earth had other plans and fought back and that ship we sent up there to film the drowning polar bears is still stuck in the massive ice field that grew by 60 miles this winter. In fact, so are a couple of big ice-breakers we sent in to rescue the photographers. Who the heck saw that coming?? The polar bears are not drowning, and the ships are still stuck in ice that is thickening by the day. But don’t pay any attention to that…..we want you focused on this global warming hoax we concocted, after all, we have billions of dollars invested in convincing you this scam is for real!

If you still aren’t convinced, we created the “polar vortex” to explain why, in spite of the global warming alarmism  we are trying to terrorize you into believing is real, you experienced extreme frigid conditions, resulting in the astonishingly low temperatures in the northern states, and blizzard conditions in the southeastern states.

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