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Guardianship: Work as a professional predator!

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Is a new, lucrative career as professional predator waiting for you?  Call us at 1-800-yourascumbag  or: send your resume to “Coffin Chasers r Us” !

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Are you looking for a new career?  Tired of actually having to work for a living?  Do you lack any morals, ethics, any sense of empathy or sympathy?  Are you looking to make easy money?  Would it bother you to be known as a “coffin chaser”, a predator, a vulture?  Could you sleep at night knowing you had caused so much misery and 1926745_10200877827102428_569924460_nsuffering not only to your victim, but also to the extended family as a result of your chosen profession? Your personal greed? Your lack of humanity? You could??  Have we got a career for you!

Become a Professional Fiduciary!  Take ownership of another human being!

  • Our kangaroo judges will immediately strip that elderly person of all of their Constitutional protections.  By the time we are done, the victim will be “dead in the law” and our “judges” will declare them civilly dead and will effectively declare them chattel property….YOU OWN THEM!
  • Our judges can be depended upon to immediately discard all standing legal instruments that the victim might have constructed to protect themselves in old age.  Trusts?  Medical directives and surrogates?  Wills?  NOT A PROBLEM!  We can guarantee that none of these arrangements will stand and will be immediately thrown out by one of our judges!
  • We can teach you how to file false charges against family members claiming abuse, exploitation, neglect and other unsubstantiated claims.  Don’t worry about having to prove anything!  Our probate judges are more than willing to accept whatever you say without that pesky task of proving your allegations.
  • We’ll show you how to begin tapping that estate within days of your phony emergency guardianship petition.  You can be driving a new Mercedes by Friday, and you can pay all of your bills out of the victims estate! And no one can do a thing about it! 
  • Any property owned by the victim is now yours!  All personal possessions, any art work, valuable jewelry, family heirlooms, any homes or other real estate is there at your disposal! All bank accounts, investments, bonds, stocks, cars, trucks, anything of value can now be retitled to you!  You just have to say you stole sold it to “benefit the ward”!  And you can keep doing this until the estate is totally depleted.  When it is, you simply have to petition the court to allow you to resign as guardian. 
  • Even though state statutes prohibit it, we will show you how to isolate the elderly victim from their family, friends, and even from their churches.  If anyone even thinks of insisting on visiting the victim, we can promise the total cooperation and intimidation of the local police or sheriff’s office in threatening those visitors with criminal trespass if they persist.
  • We have a list of doctors who will more than willingly prescribe psychotropic medications for use as chemical restraint, even though these are strictly prohibited for use on people over 60.  In exchange for their cooperation, they are allowed to bill the victims for services never rendered.
  • We have dependable and possibly clairvoyant, psychiatrists who are quite able to diagnose all the fictional mental illnesses you can think of …..and many times they never even have to actually visit the victim! They just know! But they can write letters to the court that will scare the beejesus out of a normal person!
  • Through our network of participating facilities known as nursing homes warehouses we will drug, neglect, abuse and sometimes even starve the victim.  If they become too bothersome, our staff is not at all opposed to a little physicality in the form of an “attitude adjustment”.  Don’t worry about this, as it is a rare occasion that you will ever have to even see the victim, although you can still bill the estate as if you actually did! (Does it get any better than this?)
  • We have a cadre of unethical and immoral attorneys who are more than willing to represent you as they tap the estate right along side of you.  The fortunes that have been made by legal professionals in this field is supported by and, protected by, the fine folks at your local Bar Association.  Even your state judiciary will turn a blind eye to grand larceny, financial exploitation, and the abuse of the victim that is taking place on your command. 

These are just a few of the highlights of the career that awaits you should you decide to become a professional predator!  With our training you will learn how lucrative owning another human being can be.  Multiply that by the limitless possibility of having hundreds of victims that you supposedly are caring for.  We’ll show you how to set things up to make it look like you actually performed some kind of service to the victim while never having to do a thing except collect the money!

We guarantee that you will never be held accountable to anyone for any of the lives you will destroy. Heck! We even have judges who will give you immunity from prosecution should anyone try to hold you accountable!

So drop us a line and tell us why you think you could work as a predator in the guardianship field. The professional fiduciary field is the fastest growing and most lucrative cottage industry in the country and is fully supported by the Bar Association, The National Guardianship Association, Judicial Oversight and Review Boards, and those laughably useless Fiduciary Oversight Boards that we have set up in almost every state.

And remember! The silver tsunami is coming and the potential for stealing millions from the estates of those who committed the new age crime of “aging with assets” is here!

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Monsanto receives gift from the Senate & House

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getimage1Jackass Alert!

The overtaking of several sectors of the federal government by private corporations who routinely use congress and the president to codify their unlawful activity to expand their monopolies has just received a huge gift package from those fine jackasses in the District of Criminals. Monsanto just received a payoff on its massive funding of campaign contributions on both sides of the isle, having the favor returned in the form of a free pass on any kind of control or any kind of judicial penalty on their collective species of invasive seeds.

The Continuing Resolution (CR) which has been pitched as a crisis bill because otherwise the world wouldfarmer3_dees come to an end, included a so-called sneak attack by Monsanto that would give it a free pass. The Monsanto Rider avoids USDA controls and eliminates any judicial system interference. Obviously unconstitutional, the rider violates the right to due process by those harmed by this corporation and establishes a clear pattern of collusion against the public at large.  No one actually wants Monsanto’s products and the grassroots resistance to these toxic crops has been non-stop.  Both houses of congress of course ignored the public backlash as they voted on a full scale corporate hiney hugging love fest.

Through a carefully constructed system of market manipulations, predatory practices, and with the complete cooperation of the USDA and the courts, Monsanto has relentlessly worked to end any farming endeavors that have not been consumed by their market monopoly.  It also helped out immensely that Michael Taylor, alleged former attorney for Monsanto was somehow appointed to the newly created and unconstitutional office of “Food Czar” right inside the White House!  I cannot help but wonder what input he may have had in this rotten deal.

The actual intent of this rider was to relieve congress, the courts and federal agencies such as the USDA, from having to publicly expose themselves as bought and paid for.  This rider actually serves to relieve them of having to expose themselves to any scrutiny or to require them to take any position arbitrary to Monsanto that might cause the  money train to run off the rails. More

HSUS: No affiliation with pet shelters!

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The Humane Society of the United States is not affiliated with your local pet shelter, but ads imply that they are.  So where does your donation go?  To lawyers!  To Lobbyists!   HSUS is instrumental in saving numerous lawyers and lobbyists from financial ruin.  And you can help!  1 cent of every dollar you donate goes to help rescued animals.  The other 99 cents goes to either our pension fund or to our lawyers and lobbyists.  Don’t you want to help save a lawyer?

HSUS: Lawyers In Cages

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Warning!  Before you send HSUS any donations……….

Passage of S.1867: Our enemy is within

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Marti Oakley (c)copyright 2011 All Rights Reserved

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MAJOR JACKASS ALERT! 

The Senate voted to pass the anti-American Defense Authorization Act of 2011, S.1867.   The vote was 61-37; 61 Senators who swore to defend and uphold the Constitution just flipped the bird at the entire country. 

44 Republican Senators voted to keep the detainee provisions in the bill….these are those same Republicans who are going to save the country from Obama and the Democrats. 

17 Democrats voted to keep the same provisions….These are the same Democrats who are going to save country from the Republicans and the neo-cons. 

I can’t speak for anyone else other than myself here but, I am so sick of this traitorous bunch of political whores and jackasses, I can barely stand it.  I cannot think of one rational, plausible reason as to why this bill included the so-called “right” to arbitrarily and summarily determine any one, anywhere in the world to be a threat/criminal, and to detain them indefintiely without any bona fide reason and based on nothing more than what  might amount to a “belief”  and to hold them indefinitely without charging them with any crime or producing any evidence that one had been committed and to do this to anyone the government decides to, even US citizens.  Who are the real terrorists here?  And why would codifying this into some horrendous law, make it any less repugnant or any more justifiable?

Its bad enough that we are unable to trust anything this bunch does, much less even one word of anything they say, but the fact is THEY know that WE know they are lying and betraying us at every opportunity, yet they continue to do so while simultaneously trying to convince us that one party or the other is the only party that will save us from fascism/socialism/communism…..whatever “ism” suits their current needs.  The fact is, we need to save our selves from our own government.   More

Dear Senator Harkin: Knock! knock! Puddin’ Head! We’re broke!

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Marti Oakley (c)copyright 2010 All Rights Reserved

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JACKASS ALERT!

This week’s Jackass Award goes to Senator Tom Harkin.  While the country founders in debt, Senator Harkin maintains that he has the constitutional right to create debt through the use of earmarks!  Makes him look really good at home come election time!

__________________________________________________________Yesterday I sat through about 45 minutes of arguments on the Senate floor via C-SPAN, regarding the use of earmarks which by the Senates’ own admission, costs the country an average of 350 BILLION dollars per year.  This is money spent by elected officials which amounts to an indirect tax on the country as a whole; a tax which will be converted to campaign slogans and bragging about how Senator “So&So” brought home the bacon.  Unfortunately, the entire country has to buy that pig although few us will get to sit down to the meal.

Much to my amazement Senator Harkin (D) IA. , gave a long and tedious speech about how the “sun shines” on all the earmarks and these are public knowledge, and how this is somehow the right of Senators to continue to spend us into un-repayable debt while indirectly taxing us to promote their campaigns.  Using the words “sunshine, transparency, and the CONSTITUTION, Harkin claimed it was their constitutional right to spend money we don’t have just to make themselves look good at home. 

I found this speech all the more amazing as Mr. Harkin just voted for cloture on S.510, the fake food safety bill, which assaults any number of constitutional rights of individuals.  It appears obvious those “rights” only apply to the Senate as far as Harkin is concerned.  During his high drama speech on S.510, filled with skewed data, and the usual bleating and crying about people “dying and suffering” right now!,  which he claimed he had personally worked on for years, it seems the Senator didn’t recollect anything about the Constitution as it pertained to the citizenry.  Must be some kind of congressional Alzheimers; selective memory or expedient mis-recollection.  Whatever it is, Harkin seems to be in advanced stages of the disease.

It also seems glaringly apparent that few Senators, nor any one else in government for that matter, have any comprehension or concern for the enormous debt that is piling up as we are systematically driven into a debt so massive and so incomprehensible to the average person, that the actual numbers cause the mind to go numb. 

I find it appalling that with 22 million Americans out of work, 48 million families on food stamps, the Federal Reserve poised to collapse the dollar, no one willing to buy any more of our treasuries due to our massive and unrepayable debt load, that any government official, much less a Senator would advocate for a practice that costs the country annually, 350 BILLION dollars! With annual revenues in the toilet due to massive unemployment, the idea that any Senator would be enraged by the idea that one of his cash cows was about to be tipped over while the country slips further into economic collapse,  just infuriates me.

So, to Senator Harkin and all those other government officials who obviously believe that money does grow on trees:

 KNOCK! KNOCK! PUDDIN’ HEAD!   WE’RE BROKE!  STOP SPENDING MONEY WE DON”T HAVE! 

I personally believe that any Senator or Representative who obtains the benefits of indirect campaign promotion through the use of earmarks, should be required to pay taxes on those funds and should also be required to forfeit their annual salary as an act of good faith to offset the debt they created through the practice of earmarks.

Hitting them in their pockets while they pick our pockets might slow the progression of one of the most corrupt practices in congress.

And this week’s award goes to: Mr. Paul McGraw head of Wisconsin DATCP

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JACKASS ALERT!!

This week’s PPJ Gazette Jackass award goes to Mr. McGraw, head of Wisconsin’s Department of agriculture, trade, and consumer protection, or DATCP.

Mr. McGraw wants the residents of wisconsin to register any location in which livestock is kept.

Mr. McGraw has no rational reason for this; he just somehow got into the position of head of the department and the cooperative funding (bribery)  from the USDA just kept rolling in the door!  What’s a guy to do?

“Livestock” includes cattle and other bovine animals, swine, poultry, sheep, goats, horses and other equine animals, farm-raised deer and other cervids, gamebirds including pheasants, quail, wild turkeys, migrating waterfowl, pigeons, and exotic birds raised in captivity, bison, llamas and other camelids, ratites such as emus and ostriches, and fish.

Evidently, this is supposed to ensure that grandma’s pet goldfish doesn’t run amuck and unleash a dreaded disease on the state of Wisconsin. And, if a gaggle of migrating geese takes a dip in your pond before heading south for the winter, be prepared for a knock on the door by the Wisconsin DATCP enforcement division.

Yes, Mr. Mcgraw, for incredibly invasive policies and police-state tactics, you deserve this week’s PPJ Gazette Jackass award!

Ken Salazar: JACKASS OF THE YEAR

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This is a “Screaming Jackass” award for Ken Salazar, the most inept, corrupt and underhanded Secretary of the Interior to hold that office in decades. 

We present you this award for your ineptness; for your corporate pandering at the public’s expense and for zeroing out our wild horses and burro’s so “welfare cattle ranchers” could profit at the expense of the wild herds, and the environment. 

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