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This is serious.  Don’t think that because you may be married or celibate that you don’t need to worry.  Please read:
Gonorrhea Lectim: (Deadly Disease)  This is really serious business – Read & Heed! This is VERY important.
One should be thinking about this seriously.  I know you are bright and I care about you.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called “Gonorrhea Lectim.” It pronounced “Gonna re-elect em” and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2008 and again in 2012… But now most people, after having been infected for the past 4-5 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in Nov. 2016 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.