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Breaking News : Teleprompter Error Solves Communication Mystery

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Lynn Swearingen (c) copyright 2010 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

This just in.

Across the Nation simple folk have wondered how Congress has completely misinterpreted questions from the average citizen.

Now, Timmy Technology has come forward to explain the disconnect.

“It’s simple really” he is quoted as saying from his parent’s basement in Toledo. “Teleprompters worldwide are using the same programming language : BS.  Somehow during BS development, the syntax (form) and semantics (meaning) More

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Why The Numbers Matter

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Dan martin (c)copyright 2011

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Let me see if I have this right. Although only 103,000 new jobs were generated in December, the unemployment rate is down because a large number of people have simply thrown their hands in the air and given up trying to find employment.

According to the grand pooh-bahs at the Bureau of Labor Statistics in the District of Criminals (D.C.), the unemployment rate fell to 9.4%

And, the whole construct will likely be “seasonally adjusted” in a few weeks. More

So congress read the Constitution: Well, isn’t that special

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Marti Oakley (c)copyright 2011 All Rights Reserved

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“While this reading of America’s most historical and profoundly important document was read, congress men and women chatted with one another and I believe a few might have napped.”

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I tried watching the swearing in of the new House for the 112th Congress.  I couldn’t stand it.  Standing on the steps outside the House, was one of the greatest collections of career liars,thieves and thugs ever publicly assembled, sprinkled with a few new-comers who probably believe they are actually going to affect a change in the District of Criminals.  

By the end of January, these newbies will have been thoroughly indoctrinated and will have had the law laid down to them about how things really work in the District. The newbies will resurface along about February with their talking points memo’s in hand and will dutifully be spouting the party line and will have totally dismissed any notions they may have had about “changing” the way the District does business.     More

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