"The Bigfoot Chronicles": The field notes of Mike Palecek from years of walking in the woods of Minnesota, Iowa and South Dakota in search of Bigfoot.
Bigfoot is real.
But the text in the 10,000 sophomore history textbooks at the bottom of 10,000 lockers is based in popular myth.
That’s the truth.
To find the truth about America, about 9/11, the Boston bombing, Sandy Hook, you need to go Looking For Bigfoot.
(Excerpted from “Looking For Bigfoot,” by Mike Palecek, published by Howling Dog Press — performed on The New American Dream Radio Show by hosts Chuck Gregory and Mike Palecek)
Well, it’s been a long week in Mt. Liberty, Nebraska, my hometown.
The flags are at half-staff at the post office and Bueller, Bueller … Bueller Chevrolet, and the high school and also Taco John’s, as they have been for weeks, months and months, to commemorate and celebrate the death of Osama bin Laden and also the burial at sea of Cruella Deville, The Wicked Witch of the West, buried at sea, as well as Captain Hook, buried at sea, and The Big Bad Wolf, buried at sea.
Awhile back we heard some stories about Kate King, the daughter of Jack Robert King, the local Internet radio show host.
Well, Jack Robert is long gone, killed by the police, but Kate is still around and she sent some transcripts of some of JRK’s radio shows and some homemade notes to tell the story of their family. She sent it to the local newspaper but they didn’t want it.
So she sent them to us.
Is this Heaven?
Where everything good is bad.
All the good stuff about this state is sour, bitter, spoiled.
Because this state is for the war. These people are for the war.
They support the troops, the war.
They kill children and anyone else who gets in their way as they drive to Hy-Vee for the special on iceberg lettuce.
And so all the ice cream and lollipops and hayrack rides and painted ponies are for shit.
Somebody needs to bomb Nebraska. More